As relayed by an Inflight Crewmember: While working the #3 position on the A320, after our initial service, the #2 and myself were sitting in the AFT galley on our jumpseats facing each other when a woman comes down the aisle to use the LAVS. Both LAVS were “Vacant”. She leans in to read the [...]
Archive for the ‘You Can’t Make This Shtick Up’ Category
August 30th, 2010
You Can’t Make This Shtick Up – Standing room only
As relayed by a Customer Support Crewmember: We had a Customer who wanted to try and get on an earlier flight than the one he was booked for. We allow Customers to do so by placing them on standby status and if there’s room on an earlier flight, we’re happy to accommodate them. Well this [...]
August 23rd, 2010
You Can’t Make This Shtick Up – A breath of fresh air
As told by an Inflight Crewmember: I was working on an E190 in the #2 position. We were on the ground boarding when my #1 called me on the interphone to tell me that a woman in her section just asked her how to work the remote control for the window. She couldn’t get the [...]
August 16th, 2010
You Can’t Make This Shtick Up – Poetic Praise
Our Customer Support Team received a complimentary email from a Customer who was feeling poetic. Apparently, the Crewmembers who received the message were feeling poetic themselves and wrote a stanza in reply: Customer poem to JetBlue: OH HOW I LOVE MY JETBLUE STEWARD…. He walks up and down the aisle with animal crackers for me [...]
August 9th, 2010
You Can’t Make This Shtick Up – Crazy Coding!
As told by a Customer Support Crewmember: During training for the new reservations system that we switched over to in January, we joked about the different possibilities that could occur with having a record locater made up entirely of letters. My first week on the phones, I had my first incident. A Customer called in with [...]
August 2nd, 2010
You Can’t Make This Shtick Up – Wrong Way
As told by one of our Captains: Several years back I was standing in the entrance to the LGB terminal with my First Officer as a young lady (blond) came running up to us. She interrupted her cell phone conversation to ask us where the Southwest Airline gates where located. Barely able to contain ourselves, [...]
July 26th, 2010
You Can’t Make This Shtick Up – Parachutes
As told by a Customer: I was just wondering why parachutes aren’t used on planes in case of an emergency. The way I see it is if anything were to happen to the plane couldn’t people put on their parachutes and then someone open the door and then people take turns jumping out? It just [...]
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